Music jokes may not be your forte, but you cannot deny their greatness! Share these silly puns with your musical friends, teachers, and children to have a laugh and add a little sunshine to their days!
Why did the pianist keep banging his head against the keys?
HE WAS PLAYING BY EAR!
Why couldn’t athletes listen to the music?
BECAUSE THEY'D BREAK THE RECORD!
What's the difference between a piano and a fish?
YOU CAN'T TUNA FISH!
What musical keys do cows sing in?
BEEF FLAT!
What type of music are balloons afraid of?
POP MUSIC!
What kind of music do bunnies like?
HIP-HOP
What's the most musical part of a turkey?
THE DRUMSTICK!
What's the most musical part of a snake?
THE SCALES!
What's a cat's favorite subject in school?
MEW-SIC!
What's the most musical bone?
THE TROMBONE!
Why did the tortilla chips start dancing?
BECAUSE THEY PUT ON THE SALSA!
C, E-flat, and G walked into a bar. What did the bartender say to them?
SORRY, WE DON'T SERVE MINORS!
Why can't skeletons play church music?
BECAUSE THEY HAVE NO ORGANS!
What do you say to the triangle player in the orchestra?
THANK YOU FOR EVERY TING!
Why was there music coming from the printer?
THE PAPER WAS JAMMING!
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